HaHa, that is a very close description to what my legs feel like at night and I absolutely hate it. I have to have my legs rubbed every night just so I can go to sleep, because just laying there with legs out to just feel it drives me nuts. Very warm epson salt baths are the only other thing I've found to relieve these feelings. I almost always find my self going to sleep with my knees bent, on my side, with a cool pillow between my knees. Have you found anything that helps yours??