My neuro told me:1. "I'm not remotely concerned about any of your symptoms." Since I have the exact same symptoms as most of the people on this board, he is effectively saying that to you too.2. "We all twitch."3. EMGs are generally not even necessary for this sort of stuff. They are mainly only done for the patient's peace of mind. Neuros know ahead of time if you are going to come back clean. He doesn't like doing unnecessary EMGs on people because "they hurt." He doesn't "like poking needles into people if there's no reason for it."4. I asked him to call me an idiot and he said he couldn't. But not because I'm not an idiot. He just said that doctors aren't allowed to say that.5. Stop testing yourself. "We all have weakness." We'll find it every time we test ourselves. And yes doctors self test themselves too. It's a normal thing to do but the results means nothing. Since you are doing it to yourself, the results are biased.6. If you are stressed out and anxious about things your body is doing, the very first thing you should concentrate on is your breathing.7. Pretty much all fasciculations are benign. That's kind of what a "fasciculation" means. 8. When someone with ALS actually comes in his office, it is fairly obvious. "They are generally drooling all over themselves." They have no way to control their saliva anymore, and "They are also having problems moving around without help." He said there is no way a person with ALS could pass a clinical exam.9. I said, "To you, what is weakness?" He said, "When I sit someone down for a clinical, and I pull on their arm, I want to see if they can pull back. Can they pull back? If they can, then that's not weakness. So I'll say, hey I thought you said you had heavy legs. That doesn't feel heavy to me." Less strong doesn't necessarily equal "weak."10. "Facial twitching, nose twitching, calves twitching, legs buzzing, pins and needles, burning legs... I can't think of a disease in the world that could be responsible for all of that. I'm not concerned about your symptoms at all."11. I asked what he would say to patients who have had 10 MRIs, 10 different neuros, 10 EMGs, etc. How would he reassure them? He said it would be hard because there are always going to a certain number of "problem patients." He said at a certain point doctors know how to recognize them and are understandably wary of them.12. "You don't have ALS."