bfhopeful2
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For those here that know me, you understand that I am a complete hypocondriact. I overreact to every little twitch I have and constantly make myself beleive that I am dying. Not only do I self test like the rest of you, I take it a step further. I am constantly asking people to show me their calves, their tounges, their hands looking for things like atrophy on them just to prove to myself that it's not just me. Or I'll do the Babinski test on my sister etc.Well today I had a bright idea that I would make one of my employees go through one of my tests. So I physically forced him to pull up his pant leg and I punched his calf. Not hard enough to solicite a law suit, but a good jab. Well let me tell you, his f'ing calf started twitching like bubbling water. True fasiculations, just like the ones we have. I felt bad so I took him to lunch, that was two hours ago. And he just told me that he can still feel the twitch in his leg. So my experiment tells me one of two things. 1) Maybe we are creating alot of this ourselves2) My poor employee is dying of ALS
)Probably not a great idea to test my clients either, too many threats of lawsuit hanging over my head, as is. 
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