Do We All Have These Black Things?

[TwitchFuzzey]

I realize we are all so similar in our type-A, OCD, anxiety, right calf started twitching lives, but I wonder if we all do or eat one thing that could be the "it" we've all been looking for.
I am drinking my daily decafe coffee and I wonder if we all drink decaf. Then I notice I have this little black thing in my ice cubes every so often, and I wonder if we all have these little black things in our ice cubes. So you see I think of you all often! Maybe we can nail it down to the water!
Val

 

[EyeoftheWild]

OMG Val, you may indeed be on to something. I have noticed these little black things in my ice-cubes as well. I have oft wondered how, when I use only water that has been purified inside the kidneys of holy women, that there could be such impurity in the ice-cube tray. Because my pondering seldom gets past my fourth scotch on the rocks, I would forget about these little black b-uggers and only remember again, when next I took the ice out. Further investigation is necessary.

Also, not so long ago you suggested that the name Val might be a common denominator. I rejected this right away because my name has nothing to do with Val, Valerie, Valery and so on. However, when I was looking through my Mother's diary (what?, she used to look through my personal stuff ), I came across an entry that ripped out my guts.

It read:
I see this wee boy sleeping so soundly in his cradle and I wish to clothe him dresses so fine. I want to braid his hair (no biggie now, but then it was the 60's), and want to fill a hope chest, I wish...I wish he was a bloody girl. Oh Lord, after 10 boys already, why did you not send me a lovely girl? I would have called her VAL , and she would have lit candles at the church with me in YOUR honour; not to mention all the baking.

My Mom did go on to dressing me up like a girl, and it wasn't until many years later, during a torrid l-esbian affair that I found out, to my horror, that I was, indeed, a man; and quite a man at that!

Cheers,
Basso

 

[Diego4Life]

Val, sorry to spoil things, but I'm a dominant left calf twitcher! I agree though, I reckon there is a common denominator that we are missing. Do you think we have all been upducted by aliens????

Diego4Life )