Burning Tongue Syndrome: Reality

Who is LisaLM talking about Bill, I don't recall her using any names?

I have had bouts of graphic tongue, without the geo. It is rather terrible, as I find myself telling people all manner of intimate details and am unable to stop. Once, while being plagued by this disorder (GTS-Graphic Tongue Syndrome), I blurted out to some house guests how much I enjoyed soaping myself, and in particular my nipples. They were aghast, and despite my best efforts, I could not stop. I went on to further regale them of a time when I made love to a woman in a rather Central Park, and that all the while a p-ussy willow kept prodding me in the behind.

My wife deftly ushered me out of the living room, gave me a "I"m going to rip out your heart and shyt in the cavity look," whereupon I found the necessary impetus to cease.

I would like to say that my GTS is getting better, but alas it waxes and wanes, and seems determined to keep me enjoying normal company.

Basso
 
OMG! Basso you crack me up!! Thanks to you I now have to wipe diet coke off my key board due to laughing so hard. I am new here and no one warned me that I should not be sipping diet coke and reading your posts at the same time!!--Jen
 

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